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Audiobook Review: We Were Liars by E. Lockhart

Audiobook Review: We Were Liars by E. Lockhart
Posted by Jessi (Geo) on October 6, 2023 | 0 Comments

Wow. I’m sorry to say that I absolutely hated this book. It’s got a pretty low rating on Goodreads, but I didn’t let that stop me because there are a few books I rated 4 or 5 stars that have a low average rating – sometimes my little black sheep heart works in my favor. Sadly, I was not the black sheep this time. This book is just…not good. I don’t like to say books are bad – I would […]

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Mini Audio Reviews: Drowned Woods, Year of the Witching

Mini Audio Reviews: Drowned Woods, Year of the Witching
Posted by Jessi (Geo) on July 28, 2023 | 0 Comments

I saw that this book had a connection to Bone Houses, which I enjoyed a lot, so I was pretty excited to read it. Unfortunately, this one was absolutely nothing like Bone Houses. I wouldn’t even have known they were in the same world if I hadn’t seen it in the synopsis. (I have learned by now that Emily Lloyd-Jones books are very hit or miss for me; and like The Hearts We Sold, this one was also a miss.) They’re […]

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Audiobook Review: Seven Faceless Saints by M.K. Lobb

Audiobook Review: Seven Faceless Saints by M.K. Lobb
Posted by Jessi (Geo) on June 12, 2023 | 0 Comments

As I write this review, it’s been exactly 3 days since I finished this book, and I already barely remember a thing. I had to put actual effort into remembering what happened – probably because nothing happened in this entire freaking book. The plot was non-existent, the world building was mediocre, and the magic system was half-assed. Pair that with slow pacing, vapid characters, and a horrible romance (that unfortunately took over the entire story) and it’s no wonder I don’t remember […]

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Audiobook Review: Six Crimson Cranes by Elizabeth Lim

Audiobook Review: Six Crimson Cranes by Elizabeth Lim
Posted by Jessi (Geo) on May 12, 2023 | 2 Comments

Upon finishing this book, my first thought was: Thank god, it’s finally over. This book was exhausting. I really should have DNFed it and I don’t know why I didn’t. I guess because the concept was cool and the ratings were so high, that I kept hoping it would get better? I am saltier than the entire fucking ocean right now. The ratings for this book on Goodreads are insane. Only three percent of them are below 3 stars. What the […]

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Audiobook Review: Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes by Suzanne Collins

Audiobook Review: Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes by Suzanne Collins
Posted by Jessi (Geo) on April 21, 2023 | 0 Comments

Disclaimer: I don’t usually swear in my reviews, but there’s some colorful language in this one. Welp, there’s a reason this took me three whole years to pick up. I just want to say: I despise when a series is “finished” and the author writes another book for it years down the road. They are always, always terrible, in my opinion. I cannot think of one single series where I haven’t hated it. (*side eyeing you, Tahereh Mafi*) To me […]

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Mini Audio Reviews: Blood Scion, Rolling in the Deep

Mini Audio Reviews: Blood Scion, Rolling in the Deep
Posted by Jessi (Geo) on February 10, 2023 | 0 Comments

WHY DOES HYPE ALWAYS GET ME?! I wanted to love this one SO bad. Sadly, I did not. I was extremely underwhelmed with this book and expected much more. My book twin Christy loved it, so I was sure I would too. *sobs* I loved the audio narrator, her accent was fantastic! I think she was the only reason I didn’t DNF this book. I liked how brutal the book was, but otherwise I was pretty bored. I have already […]

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